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You've Got Mail Enhancement - Psychostick

Дискусија во форумот 'Кафе Муабет' започната од tool, 5 Февруари 2014.

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    If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
    If you engage in spam
    There's something you should know
    That I will hunt you down
    And to destroy you!
    Burn in hell!
    I get online and notice I have E-mail
    I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE FUCK!
    20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
    I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
    And what is this?
    I won a brand new X-box!
    I click the link and I get
    15 POP UPS!
    I try to close 'em
    My PC takes a shit on me
    There is no rubber for electronic STD'S
    For every spam I get
    I'm gonna make u eat your own shit
    For every spam I get
    I'm gonna choke you with your own dick
    Thank you for ruining the internet (fuck face)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (Donkey Balls)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (Cooter Cram)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)
    I get rebooted and get back to my email
    I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
    Keep on searching for anything legitimate
    I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
    And what is this Shania twain all naked
    I click the link and I get
    DICKS ON THE SCREEN
    Endless dickage - colossal disappointment
    I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
    For every spam I get
    I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
    For every spam I receive
    You gonna get to gargle your own pee
    For every spam I get later
    I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
    For every spam you send me
    I'm gonna do something like really... not good
    Thank you for ruining the internet (shitlick)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter)
    Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt)
    The internet is a wonderful place
    The ability to retrieve information on any subject
    Or communicate with anybody around the world
    It's a significant step to world peace
    And the evolution of the human race
    And then you got these assholes
    Who gotta be like I'm gonna shit all over
    This precious gift to mankind
    Oh yeah the answers are out there
    But you gonna have to dig through this colossal
    Pile of shit to get at them
    Thank you for ruining the internet
    Thank you for ruining the internet
    Thank you for ruining the internet
    Thank you for ruining the internet
     
    На stefan_v му/ѝ се допаѓа ова.

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